Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Night They Will Never Remember

The Contender- James
The Outsiders- Pony-boy Curtis
        One night on Town Hall rooftop James was looking over the town of Spongecake. As he was watching he noticed this shadow which seemed to look like a man riding on a horse. So once that caught his attention he spread his arms and jumped of the 50 story building and he glided to the mysterious shadow. once he got to the ground he started jogging and as he was going he started to accelerate. he then caught up the mysterious moving black mass. Yelled at the black mass and it got startled and ran into an even darker alley way. Then James got it corned. As James got closer he realized it wasn't a man on a horse it was a man and a horse some how joined together.
       The horse man said to James "Who are you and what do you want with a freak like me?" James didn't reply, but, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a key chain flashlight and shined it on the horse man. James' face was shocked at his finding and looked astounded. "So are you going to answer me stranger? My name is Pony-boy Curtis. I'm from The city of Logitech." said the horseman. James then said "Oh well I'm James. I look over the town after dark. I make sure no unwanted people come in." So once there conversation was over James told Pony-boy his secret hiding place. So they walked to the secret hiding place.
       Once they go there they both decided to sit down. Pony Boy said to James  "I used to be a gang banger and then once i came here a magical fairy turned me into a Centaur(half man half horse). It took James a couple of minutes to process that. Once he did he just went with it. "Hey you wanna try so awesome juice that makes you feel really good?" Pony-Boy said "sure why not, I'm really down in the dumps so i might as well try some." Then, James got up and walked into a room full of cabinets he opened a cabinet and it was full of glass viles and needles. He put the liquid from the viles into the needle cartridges and did that 4 times. then he walked back into the living room and took Pony-boys horse leg and stuck the needle into his skin. As he did that Pony boy shouted "Owww" gave a big neigh. Then after that he had a very relaxed face. James did that to two of his legs. then he walked over to his chair and sat down in it. Then he did the same to his arms where he could see the veins.
        A couple of hours later hey both were asleep suddenly they both woke up stimutainiously. They both got up and stumbled out the door and walked around the town for a while. Then They went to the park to find a bunch of hobo druggies sitting around a fire in the trash can. What they didn't know is that the hobos were doing drugs such as heroin, crack, coke, weed, and were even snorting grinded morphine. So once they got over there the hobos offered it all to them and they did it. After that one of the hobos pulled out four 5ths of vodka and gave one bottle to everybody. so James and Pony boy chugged it. and after about 15 minutes they both were on some type of mega high and they were drunk as well. They both got up and stumbled around town until around 3:30am and found themselves back at James' place.
       So once they got there Pony-Boy asked James for some more "magical fluid." So James went back into the room full of cabinets.Grabbed some more viles and needles filled it all with the fluid. James went back into the living room shot some fluid into pony-boy and did the same to himself. After that was all done the called up 1(600)458-2830 which is an adult entertainment place they wanted some adult entertainers to come to there house. So in like half an hour the doorbell rang. So they let them in and had and all morning stand with the entertainers. And when they woke up the entertainers were gone. So they both wondered what all happened that night. But because they were mega high and drunk at the same time they have no idea what happened. All they do remember is meeting each other in the alley and when pony boy woke up he was just a man. They both had massive headaches and were puking every 5 minutes. they had the worst hangover in the world once they finally woke up. At like 3 in the afternoon the both parted their ways as full drug addicts. To this day they still haven't met up with each other.